Celtic fans have not been taking Rangers’ form this season well and the latest conspiracy to moonhowl its way out of Parkhead will absolutely have you in stitches.
Speaking on a special Celtic State of Mind broadcast about planned protests at Celtic Park this weekend before their match against Kilmarnock, one supporter made an outrageous claim.
Stevie Mullen, the president of St. Roch’s FC, was discussing the situation at Celtic when he suggested that his team’s collapse and Rangers’ rise is part of Old Firm “collusion”.
According to Mullen, he believes there’s a chance that Celtic have orchestrated their entire collapse this season because if they’d won “the 10” they’d struggle to sell season tickets next year.
Alongside that he also believes that Rangers are somehow in on it because if they don’t win the league this year they will financially collapse.
The worst of all this is, we’re not even joking; here’s the clip:
https://twitter.com/GrandmasterSuck/status/1337024762292400129
“I woke up the other night in a bit of a panic,” said Mullen.
“I was thinking about, ‘why have we not changed this?’.
“And I’m now starting to underthink that maybe is there collusion between Celtic and Rangers that if we won 10 in a row there’s no desire for 11 so our season ticket sales would fall off?
“If Rangers allow us to win 10 in a row they go bust.
“So is there collusion between the two clubs where they’ve got competition and the financial rewards are going to come in for both clubs?”
There really are no words for a conspiracy like this.
Well, except for those of Rangers fans reacting to these comments on Twitter whilst simultaneously spitting their tea across the room:
https://twitter.com/elite_wolf/status/1337028022705197060
https://twitter.com/HenryMcKelvie/status/1337031893062180864
https://twitter.com/TheWorthingRed/status/1337037258701099013
https://twitter.com/urveryhelpful/status/1337028412557430784
It’s the latest in a string of incredible meltdowns amongst Celtic fans as they protest their board and come to terms with a Rangers title challenge.
