For many Celtic fans, dreaming up a doping conspiracy as justification for Rangers rampantly romping to their first title in decade is better than accepting the club are one course to win it fair and square.
In what was supposed to be Celtic’s most glorious season of all, all the self-indulgent chanting and talk about 10IAR is coming back to bite them spectacularly.
For Rangers fans, it has always been about 55, but putting the brakes on Celtic’s Holy Grail is a bonus which just makes that first title win in a decade all the sweeter.
The latest bonkers conspiracy to come out of Celtic Park is that Rangers are somehow using caffeine doping to supercharge their players and dominate the division.
Rangers have exuded a professionalism, humility and class this season which hasn’t come close to being matched by Celtic and it’s something which clearly irks their supporters.
The Celtic Blog – a website notoriously fixated on half-truths about Rangers – have sent the Ibrox fans into raptures with their latest, completely unfounded offering.
In it, the despondent writer claims that there has been some kind of “doping” at Ibrox this season, using examples from German World Cup wins to Belgian cycling to Jamie Vardy to kind of half suggest Rangers are up to something.
Completely baseless and patently untrue, the blogger claims that Rangers are using some kind of caffeine based doping method to get their side supernaturally fit.
More than that, the guy has produced reams of information the guy has for a theory which is just completely unfounded and ultimately being used to delude himself over the collapse of his side.
After five pages of scrawlings about historic doping in football, the blog then brings the self-confessed “circumstantial evidence” together to accuse Rangers of using caffeine to bulk their players up to superhuman title-winners [READ].
Rangers fans – far from be offended by the suggestion – have been in side splitting agony from all the laughing as they react to the suggestion of caffeine doping at Ibrox this season:
https://twitter.com/TheWorthingRed/status/1353458724661301249
https://twitter.com/saundies316/status/1353619408506277888
https://twitter.com/GravySeals1/status/1353740492601700361
https://twitter.com/1872bluestar/status/1353512018452557825
https://twitter.com/kempomado1/status/1353634399179460609
You’ve got to assume the guy threw that piece together for a reaction or some traction to his website because otherwise the proverbial straws are being well and truly clutched.
Rangers extended their lead at the top of the Scottish Premiership to 23 points with a 5-0 win over Ross County at the weekend in a performance worthy of their dominance this season.
