0′ – Boydy really does look as heavy as ever.
0′ – not sure if excited or worried
0′ – wait, I have Stella in the fridge…
0′ – this Ladbrokes advert is a nightmare. Thankfully it’s not the one with Coisty!
0′ – C’MON RANGERS!
1′ – Bates looks nervous. Very nervous. And he runs like James Forrest.
1′ – daft free-kick, but Bates should have dropped square and offered an easier option
1′ – they should have scored there
3′ – two real wasted chances from Waghorn with poor passes already
4′ – yet another poor pass from Waghorn
6′ – I really, really hate this pitch
6′ – Beerman looked pretty comfortable there
7′ – and then uncomfortable there…
10′ – Tav up at corners – as if he needs any encouragement to get forward
12′ – far too many long balls so far. And this laptop needs a clean
13′ – offside or not, that was poor from Bates. Kiernan would have been mauled for that
14′ – ah, Boyd giving away fouls – aaaaagh, almost!
16′ – we just rarely seem to see the give and go around the box when Wallace isn’t playing
17′ – never a foul!
17′ – **** sake Waghorn
18′ – a little lucky there…
18′ – good effort! Beerman definitely better going forward than defensively
21′ – MEGGED!
23′ – I think we’re starting to settle. Not great, but better. Hyndman is gonna be a top player
24′ – McKay would normally make a pass like that
26′ – some better wing play from Waghorn. Best 2 chances have came from him, as have some horrendous passes
27′ – Boydy square head
28′ – another Boyd foul. At least 4 more before a booking I’d imagine
29′ – Garner just can’t help himself eh?
31′ – cracking run from Holt. 5-1 up on corners… SITTER GARNER!
32′ – ah, damn! Nice routine though.
33′ – ref had no intention of giving that. Why does Halliday get caught on it so often these days?
34′ – I wonder if my Xbox has automatically updated Gears of War…
35′ – Bates has settled a bit. Seems I was wrong about the team doing so earlier though
35′ – easy Tav, easy.
36′ – 15 goals top goalscorer this season – sums up our problems this season
37′ – wonder what the other scores are…didn’t even know Chelsea were playing City!
39′ – lovely touch!
40′ – Holt certainly presses more these days
42′ – MEGGED! Once more and he gets to keep him
42′ – Tav, man, that was stupid. Is it gonna be the touch and shot?
44′ – how many times did we see that in the past?
44′ – WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!
45′ – well, let’s be honest, that first half was kinda rubbish…
No goals in any of the Scottish Premiership games going into halftime.
Does anyone sit naturally on a sofa anymore?
Are all guys in the Lynx adverts skinny ladyboys without the tits?
Time for another can…
Forgot I have another washing to hang up. Later.
Double the fouls against us? Surprised by that.
Ah, discussing the naming of the team early – figured that would be brought up.
20 quid for a blow away?! Scandalous!
You can get a plane journey for less than that blonde bandit was charging for a plastic football.
There’s no way that guy’s daughter won’t be robbed of that MacBook whilst traveling…
Middlesborough have scored 2 and are still losing!
Miller for Hyndman – interesting…
46′ – C’MON RANGERS!
46′ – really not sure on the formation just now
49′ – Waghorn! What the hell!
50′ – Garner is a genuine idiot
52 – just noticed they’ve shortened and narrowed the pitch sometime recently
54′ – what a save! oh, oh – aaaaagh! Finish it!
54′ – HANDBALL! Can’t believe he never gave that
56′ – Beerman ain’t the best at attacking a header
57′ – just as well Sammon is rubbish – but not Salmon, which is lovely. But then Salmond is an utter ****
59′ – Garner more interested in the barge than the ball
60′ – that was well worked from the throw – unlucky!
60′ – Garner, why bother?
61′ – ooooft, lovely slice Bates!
62′ – well taken Fod.
63′ – if the likes of Windass can’t get on yet when we’re playing this insipidly, it’s clear he’s not rated
64′ – from McKay’s silky touch to Miller stumbling over the ball – our performance in a microcosm
65′ – Waghorn should finish that!
65′ – atmosphere feels flat in this one
66′ – still not sure of the system – it’s like a 4-4-2 with no right sided midfielder
69′ – wow, Azeez has actually scored a goal for Thistle. Lad seems to enjoy a sitter normally
70′ – Dodoo coming on – should make plenty of fans happy
71′ – there’s something about O’Halloran’s eyes which suggest he’s somewhat…less cerebral than most
72′ – p*ss break
73′ – looks like I missed nothing… well covered Beerman
74′ – Waghorn should have been booked there…
75′ – last 15 or so – c’mon!
77′ – Halliday really has looked slow tonight
79′ – ah, so Windass is getting on!
80′ – surely Windass will go wide right – we look disjointed at best
82′ – everything about this game screams “resigned to a nil-nil draw”
84′ – well played Windass
85′ – if we are working on set pieces more, it ain’t bearing fruit tonight
86′ – so they call him “Batesy”. Opportunity missed
86′ – nice football, final ball lacking again!
87′ – this is a chance…
89′ – bah!
90′ – 3 minutes injury time. The ultimate cop-out by refs
91′ – oooooft, we were lucky there!
92′ – Miller has been very disappointing since coming on
92′ – Rangers man of the match? Probably Holt, he’s put in a power of work
93′ – full time. Not many would have bet on 0-0 before the game started
12 points behind Aberdeen. St Johnstone beat Hearts to pull a couple of points closer. Need major improvement come Sunday.
No way I’m listening to this after match analysis…
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